Friday, January 31, 2003 :::


Well I've gone and performed surgery on my backpack. It's in much better shape, though I didn't do a very good job. *sigh* Oh! I bought some patches to sew on to it, and I'm all stoked about that. I bought a Sublime patch, a Guns 'N Roses patch, a Staind patch, a Linkin Park patch.... *thinking* Roger, hun, help me out... I know I bought more than just those 4. I bought a new Bruce Lee scroll, but it didn't come with the little plastic things so I dunno what I'm gonna do about that. Any ideas, anyone?

::: posted by tinafish at 11:43 PM :::


I found my phone! YAY!!!! Somehow it wound up on our front porch. How odd.

::: posted by tinafish at 12:54 PM :::

Thursday, January 30, 2003 :::


Well I'm hungry and I've lost my phone so I think I may end up eating by myself this evening. *sigh* What is this world coming to?

::: posted by tinafish at 5:18 PM :::


D00d!!! You are soooo my hero.
For these 24 hours anyway. ;-)

::: posted by tinafish at 3:59 PM :::


what would you ever do without me?
Ships That Don't Come In
Joe Diffie

I could tell he'd had a tough life
By the way he sat and stared
And me, I'd come to push and shove
So I pulled up a chair

We talked of roads untraveled
We talked of love untrue
Of strings that come unraveled
We were kings and kindred fools
And just when I'd hit bottom
That old man raised his glass
And said at least we had our chances
There's those who never have

So here's to all the soldiers
Who have ever died in vain
The insane locked up in themselves
The homeless down on Main
To those who stand on empty shores
And spit against the wind
And those who wait forever
For ships that don't come in

He said it's only life's illusions
That bring us to this bar
To pick up these old crutches
And compare each other's scars
'Cause the things we're calling heartache
Hell, they're hardly worth our time
We bitch about a dollar
When there's those without a dime
And as he ordered one last round
He said I guess we can't complain
God made life a gamble
And we're still in the game

So here's to all the soldiers
Who have ever died in vain
The insane locked up in themselves
The homeless down on Main
To those who stand on empty shores
And spit against the wind
And those who wait forever
For ships that don't come in
And those who wait forever
For ships that don't come in

::: posted by The Great One at 1:11 PM :::


Oh hey! I heard this country song a while back... it talks about these two d00ds, one of them old and the other middle-aged, how they met in a bar and are chilling and stuff. They're crazy bummed 'cause their lives suck. And then out of no where the old d00d starts toasting, "Here's to all the soldiers who ever died in vain," and then something like 'all the crazies in their padded cells and the homeless down on main,' and then at some point he says something like "At least we had our chance." Anyone know what song I'm talking about?

::: posted by tinafish at 12:47 PM :::


Thought this was funny - And no, it's not something I did.
For a computer programming class, I sat directly across from someone, and our computers were facing away from each other.
A few minutes into the class, she got up to leave the room. I reached between our computers and switched the inputs for the keyboards. She came back and started typing and immediately got a distressed look on her face.
She called the teacher over and explained that no matter what she typed, nothing would happen. The teacher tried everything. By this time I was hiding behind my monitor and quaking red-faced.
I started to type, "Leave me alone!"
They both jumped back, silenced. "What the . . . " the teacher said. I typed, "I said leave me alone!"
The kid got real upset. "I didn't do anything to it, I swear!"
It was all I could do to keep from laughing out loud. The conversation between them and HAL 2000 went on for an amazing five minutes.
Me: "Don't touch me!"
Her: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hit your keys that hard."
Me: "Who do you think you are anyway?!" Etc. Finally, I couldn't contain myself any longer and fell out of my chair laughing.
After they had realized what I had done, they both turned beet red. Funny, I never got more than a C- in that class.

::: posted by tinafish at 12:35 PM :::


Roger you've gotta add your name to your profile 'cause people are thinking I'm the one making all these wacky posts!
Oh hey... I've got something gross here. This 40-something year old man answered my personal ad. Can we say "ewwww"?
What else can I talk about? I woke up really late this morning... had to practically fly to school to make it here on time. On the brighter side I didn't know I could get dressed that quickly.
Um... I think I lost my phone... anyone have any ideas?

::: posted by tinafish at 12:27 PM :::


probably not, but it is more flattering than..."nice tits"...dont you think?

::: posted by Cliff at 5:09 AM :::

Tuesday, January 28, 2003 :::


opening chanel:
Ahem..ok people, the d word for bust is...(drumroll please).... Decolletage: d�colle�tage ( P ) Pronunciation Key (dk�l-t�zh)
1. A low neckline on a woman's garment, especially a dress.
2. A dress with a low neckline in front.

end transmission

::: posted by Cliff at 6:20 AM :::


Aw hun... you're way off. That Life-Size Barbie doll was only 3 feet tall.... And don't ask how I know that. *blushing*
Well in a few minutes I'm off to another wonderful day of clinicals. Yesterday I had so much fun. *sigh* The highlight of my day was collecting a stool specimen. Although watching someone change a colostomy bag was definitely a close second. Am I the only one who hates my life? *contemplating suicide*

::: posted by tinafish at 6:02 AM :::

Monday, January 27, 2003 :::


i thought the life-size barbie was only four feet tall! my cousin had one and i remember being taller than it :-P

::: posted by Anonymous at 4:02 PM :::

Sunday, January 26, 2003 :::


Anyone listen to They Might Be Giants?
*dancing around in underwear*
Robot Parade
In a future time / Children will work together / To build a giant cyborg
Robot Parade / Robot Parade
Wave the flags that the robots made
Robot Parade / Robot Parade
Robots obey what the children say
There's electric cars / There's electric trains
Here comes a robot with electric brains
Robot Parade / Robot Parade
Wave the flags that the robots made
Robot Parade / Robot Parade
Robots obey what the children say

::: posted by tinafish at 8:34 PM :::


barbies last name isnt roberts thank you very much. its ivannahumpalot....
sheeeezzz get it right.. ;o)

::: posted by The Great One at 5:45 AM :::


Just FYI: Barbie's last name is ROBERTS...

::: posted by tinafish at 4:00 AM :::


Alright! D word for bust huh? Look under the romance languages, French I believe. I know the word but I am blanking on it right now. Anyways, Tina, got a guy to hook you up with!....he is interesting at least. If he is ever in your area or your ever in STL, then I guess it might work, but otherwise, I have my doubts. FUN FACT: Did you know that the Mayan actually used a number system that was based on 20. Ten fingers and ten toes. cool!

::: posted by Anonymous at 12:39 AM :::

Saturday, January 25, 2003 :::


No joke about what hexidecimal code is, huh. *grinning* And about that d word for cleavage or bust (like my chest), please somebody help me out!!! I was watching this infomercial about some crystals or something and they said something about d... de... dev.. something like that, I'm fairly certain! *growling* Somebody out there has GOT to know what I'm talking about!

::: posted by tinafish at 11:12 PM :::


it's totally easy dude. the normal number system we use (decimal) is based on ten, cuz we have 10 fingers. blah blah. so each digit goes from 0 - 9. Ok, binary, is based two. so each digit goes from 0 - 1. So, hexidecimal or however you spell is based 15 so each digit is based 0 - 15...but 15 is two digits right? so, letters are used 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 A B C D E F. Clear as mud right? Ok, so anybody know the D word for bust?

::: posted by Anonymous at 6:22 PM :::


i'm confused

::: posted by Anonymous at 4:54 AM :::


well this is all new to me..what exactly is this for Tina? just a little message center?
yes, im techno-dumb...forgive me, i own a rubber chicken...thanks to Tina

::: posted by Cliff at 2:59 AM :::


Hey Tina this is Demetrius! I'm really sorry about picking you up and throwing you on the floor and then kicking you in the face repeatedly. I promise it won't ever happen again. :-)

::: posted by Anonymous at 1:25 AM :::


I'm supposed to post something here...... UUUUh....
I am everything. I am nothing.
I feel everything, I feel nothing.
I like to feel, I like to be numb.
I keep my feelings bottled inside and poor my heart to all.
Damn, I need to make up my mind :-P

::: posted by Anonymous at 1:21 AM :::


Well.... I've gone and decided to have a blog now too....
I've got it in my head that I want to learn hexidecimal code, so if any of you can help, help. *grinning*
Oh! My best friend is awesome!

::: posted by tinafish at 12:21 AM :::