Thursday, February 27, 2003 :::


And Tina has yet to have made a comment. I think I scared her. For a medical person she shouldn't be that afeared of a medical procedure.

*thinks* Should I tell her how they stopped hemoragic shock?

::: posted by Anonymous at 10:49 AM :::


ahmmmmmmmmmmmmmm you said testicle!.... shame shame shame... ;o)

::: posted by The Great One at 9:14 AM :::

Wednesday, February 26, 2003 :::


Golly this place got quiet when I said "testicle"......

::: posted by Anonymous at 9:28 PM :::

Tuesday, February 25, 2003 :::


*grabs Tin's handa and dances in circles with her*


Just wanted to give you a bit of my Civil War Medical knowledge:

After an amputation, it was standard procedure, if the patient did not revive by conventional methods, to pour a small amount of chlorofom on his testicles to rouse him.

Chloroform, by the way, was a coolant on the skin. It was also used to put people to sleep. ;)

::: posted by Anonymous at 10:15 PM :::

Monday, February 24, 2003 :::


You don't trust me, or what? I already told you. Everyone thinks he's the bad guy, but in the end he turns out to be helping them.

So sleepy...........And thats cuz I've gotten plenty of sleep, both sat and sun night. I don't get it. And now, I'm at work for the next ten hours. Quick! Someone grab my head, before it hits the keyboard.....or at least put a pillow on it, cuz I SO don't want "QWERTY" on my forehead. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

::: posted by Anonymous at 7:24 AM :::


Well I finally had buffalo wings. mmmm.... They were good but a little too spicy, honestly.
Um... what else?
Anyone seen Harry Potter? Remember that d00d with the black hair that came down to... like his chin or something? He was the one that was whispering that sort of protection spell when Harry was trying to get squished during that game...
Just wondering if anyone else remembers that happening... 'cause I'm almost certain that he was a good guy and all. Right?

::: posted by tinafish at 5:09 AM :::

Saturday, February 22, 2003 :::


Hey nerd, u sooo shouldve called me today! I went to the PANCAKE FESTIVAL, you wouldve liked, plus i ran into my cousin!!!!

::: posted by Anonymous at 7:23 PM :::


hahah ummm .... freedom of free speech??? i have constitutional rights you know.....

::: posted by The Great One at 3:10 AM :::


David, hun... I'm so seriously concerned about you now. I do try and be a cool person and not delete or edit posts... but that was way bad.
Crazy bad.

::: posted by tinafish at 3:02 AM :::



::: posted by tinafish at 2:53 AM :::


The best antivirus!

::: posted by The Great One at 2:52 AM :::

Friday, February 21, 2003 :::


Oh I just now got what you were talking about. I feel like a dork.
I fixed it.

::: posted by tinafish at 3:44 PM :::


Erm.... I think you need to run a spell check too, hun.
And I know I failed with my goals. I need to add to them. They start next week.
See? Now it's all ok.
And Clifford, hun, no worries. Hope you're feeling better and all. So much has happened since I last talked to ya.
And I know... The whole martial arts training has seriously helped with my temper and all. I was crazy proud of myself for restraining from even cursing. Of course, I really did think it was funny. Up until I realised that my grade had just taken a 15 point cut. *growling*
Um... Klingon names.... I dunno how that works. I'll ask Jonathan and get back to you.

::: posted by tinafish at 3:36 PM :::


Deva Vu, anyone?.....Deva Vu, anyone?

::: posted by Anonymous at 7:18 AM :::


hey tina, i know its been a while, sorry:( i think you handled that thing with the insulin and "thats right but its not what im looking for VERY VERY well. i would have blown my top and strangled the bitch and been thrown out of school anyway.....
can i have a klingon name?
ill try to catch you online sometime this weekend

::: posted by Cliff at 6:29 AM :::

Thursday, February 20, 2003 :::


OK...Regarding your goals


First day, and you've already fallen asleep in class.

And you should change your schedule, for him.

P.S. => Learn to spell

::: posted by Anonymous at 3:52 PM :::


Well I'm sleepy.
This whole going out all night and then class all day and dating someone who's on a different schedule just isn't working.
I think you should change your sleeping habbits to suit me.

::: posted by tinafish at 12:53 PM :::

Wednesday, February 19, 2003 :::


Hey now.... I'm planning on learning to cook. In fact, I'm going to add it as one of my goals.
Tina's Goals for this Semester
1. Stay off probation
  a) stay awake in class
  b) take notes
  c) give baths
  d) study
2. Don't smoke
3. Aim for >2 months
4. Learn to cook

**I've just spent the last hour figuring out how to make those a, b, & c indented. Kudos to me, huh.**

::: posted by tinafish at 5:41 PM :::


Cronos seems to be greatly mistaken...
For one, I know Tina can't cook
Secondly, if she had her hands on your back and neck, good chance of severed vertabrae
Also, I think I'd remember hearing about that.

::: posted by Anonymous at 12:45 AM :::

Tuesday, February 18, 2003 :::


Yeah you sure were loving your wine. Great stories you told over dinner. I would've liked going out, but snuggling by the fire indoors was nice as well. I'll give you a call tonight, maybe we can set something up.

::: posted by Anonymous at 5:27 PM :::


Well I thought it was time to make a serious post since I neglected to make one last night. Oh - the funniest thing happened today.
We're doing our medication administration lab at school right now. It's called the PCCL - Pharmacy Critical Competanct Lab - and we have to do it 100% correct or we fail. Well, not fail, excactly. If you do it perfect the first time you get a 100; if you screw up the first time but do it perfect the second time you get an 85; if you screw up the first two times but get it right the third time you get a 77, and if you screw it up all three times then you fail the lab ,', you fail the class ,', you fail out of nursing school - which is crazy bad, btw.
There are 2 parts to the lab, the PO (oral meds) part and the SC (sub-q injections) part. You have to pass the PO part before you can go on to the SC part. And both halves count as one, so if you pass the PO part and then fail the SC part you get knocked down to the next grade (assuming you pass the SC part the next time). So it's kinda tense around school right now.
Anyhow... I had to do my lab this morning. By the grace of God I managed to complete the PO portion correctly so I got to go on to the SC part of the lab. The SC part of the lab consists of 3 parts - 1 insulin question, 1 heparin question, and then drawing up 1 combo of insulin.
I drew a heparin question first - Do you aspirate? The answer's no, and I got that right. So far so good. Then I drew my insulin question - What is the action of regular insulin? Now I stood there and didn't have a clue what the question was asking. You know how you wig out if the question's too easy? Well I was standing there thinking "this is some backwater community college" but at the same time "that's still too easy." So I tried to ask my instructor what she was looking for and she said that she can't answer any questions. I tried to find out if they were looking for pharmodynamics or pharmokinetics or what, but all she kept saying was that she couldn't answer any questions. So I was standing there thinking and all and I just couldn't figure out what they wanted. So I kinda shrug **irl, mind you** and just say "helps metabolize glucose." And now guess what she said.
"That's true, but that's not what I'm looking for. YOU FAILED."
Thought that was some poetic justice.
No worries, though. I passed it the second time around... for a grand total of 85.

::: posted by tinafish at 5:17 PM :::


lol. I'm glad you enjoyed the meal, hun. What with all the snow and all it was a shame we couldn't have gone out. I don't recall any massage, though. I must've had too much wine. *sigh* And I'm almost certain that was a night I'd like to remember.

::: posted by tinafish at 4:15 PM :::


Hey Tina thanks for inviting me over to dinner the other night. It was fabulous, you sure cook a wonderful meal. The sensual massage you gave me at the end of the evening was great as well. One of the best massages I've had in a while. You sure are great with your hands. We should do it again sometime soon.

::: posted by Anonymous at 1:27 PM :::

Monday, February 17, 2003 :::


I am in Austin, and I love being home!
Hey when are you going back to Houston?

::: posted by Anonymous at 12:41 PM :::


*still waiting*

::: posted by tinafish at 3:54 AM :::


Hey Jason, hun. How are you? Back in Austin, I presume?
Um... I've gotta do my homework!!! Someone has got to motivate me!!!

::: posted by tinafish at 12:12 AM :::

Sunday, February 16, 2003 :::


::: posted by Anonymous at 11:07 PM :::


I'm here now. :)

::: posted by Anonymous at 11:07 PM :::


Well everyone's gone to bed so now I'm just gonna post about my day.
I slept all day. It was nice. I missed quite a few calls, though. Mike called, so I'm pretty sad I was so zoned out. I've not talked to him in aaaaaaages and I miss him loads. He's been working on getting off my sleep schedule so I never know when to call him. Um... I bought a new beanie. It says "I (L) NERDS". It's pretty cute. Willie here is awful sleepy tonight. Apparently he's been up since yesterday morning. Poor thing. Oh I bought a postcard that has this picture of this boy on it who kinda looks like Willie. Well, the hair does anyway. It says "boys have cooties". lol.

::: posted by tinafish at 2:50 AM :::


::: posted by tinafish at 2:01 AM :::


you're welcome.

::: posted by Anonymous at 1:38 AM :::


Thanks Jonathan!

::: posted by tinafish at 1:38 AM :::


Tina is cute. I just thought I'd make that announcement.

::: posted by Anonymous at 1:37 AM :::


no... you never told me. Of course, this might have been during the time which you were absent from my life...

::: posted by Anonymous at 1:32 AM :::


Oh didn't ya know? About a year ago... loads of free stuff. It was great. Got paid to chat and play games and stuff. Kind of like now, but it was actually in my job description. *grinnning*
And Joe's talking about Ilse, btw.

::: posted by tinafish at 1:31 AM :::


good for you. Take care of her or I use the baseball bat on you.... *evil demented laugh*

::: posted by Anonymous at 1:30 AM :::


I didn't know you worked for them....

::: posted by Anonymous at 1:29 AM :::


I'm her boyfriend
and proud of it

::: posted by Anonymous at 1:29 AM :::


What about you? Are you alone too? *cocks his head as though screwing an auger of curiosity into your face*

::: posted by Anonymous at 1:28 AM :::


lol. You know me, hun. I used to use it all the time, seeing as how I worked for them and all.

::: posted by tinafish at 1:28 AM :::


nope..I don't. I had it but I didn't know anyone on it so it never got used and I deleted it

::: posted by Anonymous at 1:27 AM :::


Hm.... you must not use windows mssngr.
(L) is a heart, and (K) is a kiss.

::: posted by tinafish at 1:26 AM :::


well..there is a girl in Cincinatti I talk to..but that's probably not going to go anywhere.......*hurt* *cries*

::: posted by Anonymous at 1:25 AM :::


I meant that I don't have anyone....

*looks at you again*

::: posted by Anonymous at 1:24 AM :::


I have no idea what that meant.... :P

::: posted by Anonymous at 1:24 AM :::


aw hun........
you're not her bf.
But I (L) you anyway...

::: posted by tinafish at 1:22 AM :::


I am alone...

*looks at Tina*

::: posted by Anonymous at 1:20 AM :::



::: posted by Anonymous at 1:15 AM :::


Konnigstiger is German.

::: posted by tinafish at 1:06 AM :::


All these words I don't know
I don't wanna know them, either
Trekkies Unite....Far, Far Away from me!

::: posted by Anonymous at 1:05 AM :::


*hands Joe an 'oy'naQ*
I don't think you've got a chance, hun.

::: posted by tinafish at 12:59 AM :::



What'd he say?

"Konnigstiger and swivels the turret " It must be more klingon

::: posted by Anonymous at 12:56 AM :::


I do not condone the use of guns.
*gabs knife*

::: posted by tinafish at 12:50 AM :::


*gets in his Konnigstiger and swivels the turret and lowers the gun at your shot gun barrel*

::: posted by Anonymous at 12:49 AM :::



*Pulls out my shotgun*
Shotguns beat leeches anyday!

::: posted by Anonymous at 12:44 AM :::


*un screws the lid and takes out the first of the leeches and places them on his head* BWAAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!

::: posted by Anonymous at 12:42 AM :::


*brnging leeches*

::: posted by tinafish at 12:39 AM :::


Yes..give in to us....

Tina, darling...bring me the Leeches...we must suck out his brain.

::: posted by Anonymous at 12:39 AM :::



I'm Surrounded by Trekkies!!!

Some one help me, they're trying to infect me, or probe me or something


::: posted by Anonymous at 12:35 AM :::


I ownz the book

::: posted by Anonymous at 12:34 AM :::


Oh, now I know what you mean. Yes, if I remember correctly, she was.

::: posted by Anonymous at 12:34 AM :::


I've read the book... back a few years ago.
Was I right about her being the one who gave him the hair that he put in the volcano to mold the bat'leth?

::: posted by tinafish at 12:32 AM :::


Kahless was the first Emperor. Lukarrah was his wife. She was his lover. His best friend, and his sould mate, and wing man in battle. She forged the Empire with him.

Read the book "Kahless" by Michael Jan Friedman. It will give you some light on Kahless

::: posted by Anonymous at 12:30 AM :::


I'm kind of hazy on my Klingon history....
All I remember about Kahless is that he came up with the bat'leth and he was like a crazy awesome warrior... and I think he may have been the one who killed their gods?
So who is Lukarrah?

::: posted by tinafish at 12:24 AM :::


I know...

I will change my Klingon name to Kahless...and you can be Lukarrah ;)

::: posted by Anonymous at 12:21 AM :::


I tried to learn sign once. I learned most of the alphabet, but that was it.

::: posted by Anonymous at 12:20 AM :::


I don't think I have a Klingon name.
I know my name in sign language, though.
*signing Tina*

::: posted by tinafish at 12:15 AM :::

Saturday, February 15, 2003 :::


Jon'Ath is my Klingon name. ^_^

::: posted by Anonymous at 11:32 PM :::


Sa''ech is my title. It means "Brigadier General"

::: posted by Anonymous at 11:30 PM :::


What's Sa''ech mean?
Will this never end?

::: posted by tinafish at 11:29 PM :::


Klingon: qaHo'
English: I admire you.

Phonetically -- "ka-KHO"
Verb, Ho' meaning "admire," as used in a sentence.

It is the Klingon equivilent of "I love you". And, I do. You are my friend, and I think the world of you. I always will.


Sa''ech Jon'Ath

::: posted by Anonymous at 11:25 PM :::


hey thanx 4 inviting me to joing ur blog. oh and about that whole calling me imzadi thing i think it does have a nice meaning behind it so thanx.. just wondering though, what does lach'tel mean? btw..just for the record, i wanted to make it known that joe is a very wonderful guy :),right joe, lol

::: posted by Anonymous at 2:56 AM :::


pronounced just like it's spelled => im - za - di.
What's so weird about that?

::: posted by tinafish at 2:14 AM :::


You were the one having so much trouble saying her name, now you want to pronounce that?

I say, I'm just gonna call her Ilse. Thats just right for me, unique, but not crazy weird.

::: posted by Anonymous at 2:13 AM :::


I want David to be my lach'tel.
And I want Joe to call Ilse imzadi.
And Jonathan, you're a pahtk - stop speaking in Klingon.
Any questions?
Seloh anyone?

::: posted by tinafish at 2:03 AM :::

Friday, February 14, 2003 :::


Ooh!!! I gave David his stuff... and he didn't kick me out! Wooohooo!!! I'm all stoked and stuff.

::: posted by tinafish at 11:18 PM :::


Well I'm on probation again. *sigh*
Seems I'm always on the verge of getting kicked out of nursing school.
Oh wait. I always am.
*rolling eyes*

::: posted by tinafish at 3:16 PM :::


sorry to hear you got dogged. the 2 month curse eh? sheezz... sucky. well, i hope you didnt get into trouble. if so, dont go down with a fight *puts up fists* anyways, im here at work and i just got back from a physics test.. i think i passed it =o) not sure with what but i think i got at least a B if not an A. woo woo go me! anyways, im out.

::: posted by The Great One at 1:30 PM :::


Hm... I'm an idiot... I just hit "sign out" instead of "post and publish."
Like I was saying => I just got dogged. Nice day for it to happen don't ya think? And guess what? I met him in December too. It seems I'm still haunted by that two month thing. *grr*
Um.... what else had I mentioned? Oh I got a note from the director of the prog just a few mins ago. It said she wants to see me. I'm crazy worried about that; I seriously doubt she's just gonna tell me that I'm an awesome person. Hm... Last time I talked to her she said I shouldn't be wearing black fingernail polish. Guess it's a good thing that I slept last night instead of painting my nails. Let's hope I don't get kicked out.
Happy Valentine's Day Ya'll! (yes, I'm from Texas)
Wish me luck!

::: posted by tinafish at 12:03 PM :::

Thursday, February 13, 2003 :::


Sure, the lion is king of the jungle - but airdrop him into Antarctica, and he's just a penguin's bitch.
Forgive me... I thought that was funny.
Well David, hun... you won't have to wait much longer. I splurged and picked up 2 more things so now it's a total of 4. Just lemme know when a good time to do the giving is. *grinning*

I finished my case study!!! Wooohooo!!!!! I am THE awesomest! I ended up with close to 40 pages, which isn't too shabby for having done it in less than 8 hours. AND I did my careplans, and I'm actually proud of my teaching tool. Hm... maybe the whole careplan thing isn't so bad after all.

::: posted by tinafish at 4:47 PM :::


Hey Nerdy one, how was your lunchy?

::: posted by Anonymous at 12:46 PM :::


::: posted by The Great One at 9:50 AM :::


poor kid. nurses ahem. anyways, i hope you get all you need to get done tonight. i found some extra clothes for the 'morrow. =o) that means i get some form of sleep. oh hey, if anyone knows what i am getting let me know ;o)

::: posted by The Great One at 2:54 AM :::

Wednesday, February 12, 2003 :::


Well I'm off to work on my case study but just am not motivated yet. *sigh* I need to become a better student.
I was reading this kid's blog earlier.... just some random kid. It was pretty funny. Very opinionated kid. Very bad grammar and spelling. I felt like such a prude. While I was sitting here reading his posts I kept catching misspelled words and incorrect verb usage. I really need to write a paper or something...
I was thinking back to how my day went. We got yelled at by this nurse 'cause we caught an IV infiltrating in one of her patients. She was crazy peeved 'cause we're not allowed to screw with anything to do with IVs so we couldn't turn it off. Thing is, she's just an LVN, so most likely she's been through what we're going through right now. She was like "The nurse is right here telling you what to do" and then something along the lines of "get out." It was rather interesting, 'cause up 'till now I hadn't been exposed to anyone being hateful over our IV restrictions. *shrug* I thought she should've been a little more responsive, since we did catch something like that.

::: posted by tinafish at 8:41 PM :::


Jonathon! Run while you still can! Don't get sucked in....Its too late for me, but save yourself.

::: posted by Anonymous at 5:30 PM :::


You've GOT to read this!
"The Greatest Story Ever Told"

::: posted by tinafish at 4:55 PM :::


Jonathan, hun... I'm not fluent in Klingon. Translate for me or I'll never know what that means.
Cliff... he's the one with the headache, not me.
Well I had a fairly good day. Not as awesome as yesterday, but it was still pretty good.
Ooh! Food! mmmmmm....... *salivating*

::: posted by tinafish at 3:58 PM :::


i NEVER have headaches....

::: posted by Cliff at 2:54 AM :::

Tuesday, February 11, 2003 :::



Hi!! you asked me to join. I did. ^_^



::: posted by Anonymous at 10:56 PM :::


First things first. Cliff, sorry hun... he's mine. *grinning* If only I could get rid of that damn headache.
With that said, on to other subjects.
Well I've had a wonderful day at clinicals. *dancing around in underwear*
My instuctor, the one who usually gives me a really hard time, was totally impressed with everything I had to say. It was crazy awesome. Kind of unnerving, though. Like it was a trap. To lull me into thinking she's cool. Wonder if there's a teacher evaluation for I'll be filling out anytime soon. lol. But for real, she was nice and asked me questions that I could answer and stuff like that. I've been sooo excited since then. I'm all stoked and I've been telling anyone who'll listen.
Well, I've gotta get some sleep so I can get up tonight and work on my case study.

::: posted by tinafish at 4:45 PM :::


david---enjoy your gift!!! *knows a secret*

::: posted by Cliff at 6:11 AM :::


I want to get married someone who drags the floor:>

::: posted by Cliff at 6:10 AM :::


so u decided to add some good company, thanx for the invite!!!

::: posted by Anonymous at 1:11 AM :::


hey tiny winy

::: posted by Anonymous at 1:11 AM :::


is my spelling that bad? remember im in colloege and im very educated

::: posted by The Great One at 12:12 AM :::


Too bad this thing doesn't have a spell check, huh.

::: posted by tinafish at 12:04 AM :::


on wooden floors... i got tiled floors.. makes esasy clean up

::: posted by The Great One at 12:01 AM :::


ummmm.... errrr.... yeah.. umm.... *pulls up draws* hehe umm yeah

::: posted by The Great One at 12:00 AM :::

Monday, February 10, 2003 :::


Peeking... naw... I've hacked into your computer and turned your cam on. You're now broadcasting through your site... Now that's something your sitefan could really use, huh...

::: posted by tinafish at 11:59 PM :::


r you peaking through my window missy?

::: posted by The Great One at 11:58 PM :::


Ahh.... that explains why you're sitting there in your underwear...
Oh and Justin, hun... good luck.

::: posted by tinafish at 11:57 PM :::


nothign wrong with whips being used in public but mind you dear this isnt public this is the internet duuuuuuh.

::: posted by The Great One at 11:54 PM :::


Joe, its nice for girls to have Dreams :)

::: posted by Anonymous at 11:53 PM :::


David, hun... What have I told you about using that whip in public?

::: posted by tinafish at 11:53 PM :::


Tina wants a lot. Doesn't she?

::: posted by Anonymous at 11:51 PM :::


you need to get to work! *cracks whip*

::: posted by The Great One at 11:49 PM :::


i wanna get married.
I was someone to change my diaper when I get old,
someone to hold me when I fall out of my wheel chair
and to hold me when I cant remember where I am
I want someont who wont forget my name
or where I put my dentures last night
it's the small things that count

::: posted by Anonymous at 11:48 PM :::


Hm... I wanna get married.
I want someone to grow old with
someone to hold me when I cry
and when I sleep
Someone who won't forget out anniversary
or how I like my eggs
It's the small stuff that means so much.

::: posted by tinafish at 11:44 PM :::



::: posted by Anonymous at 11:38 PM :::


luv U ....miss U

::: posted by Anonymous at 11:28 PM :::


some more than others....

And wtf? Do I look like a d00d?

::: posted by tinafish at 5:17 PM :::


tis alright young lad... we all tend to forget.

::: posted by The Great One at 5:14 PM :::


*rolling eyes*
*biting tongue*
Silly me... I must've forgotten...
*raising eyebrow*

::: posted by tinafish at 5:13 PM :::


didnt we have this discussion before? im immortal!

::: posted by The Great One at 5:11 PM :::


Aw hun... lying's a mortal sin...

::: posted by tinafish at 5:10 PM :::


you know i have an ad that could make my member 25% bigger. although it already brushes the floor when i walk. =ox

::: posted by The Great One at 5:10 PM :::


Hun, you should do an infommercial.

::: posted by tinafish at 5:08 PM :::


so get water based... its better for the bootie hole.

::: posted by The Great One at 5:06 PM :::


As are all petroleum based lubricants.

::: posted by tinafish at 5:04 PM :::


btw, petroleum jelly is bad for the bootie hole.

::: posted by The Great One at 5:01 PM :::


i wonder what it is..... hmm...*taps head*

::: posted by The Great One at 5:00 PM :::


Well yeah... I was fussing with my archiving options this morning instead of posting. *sticking tongue out*
Well I had a surprisingly good day at clinicals. The only gross thing I did today was hand this man this bag of goo that he called sputum. That was crazy gross, though. *cringing*
Oh! I got David this crazy awesome gift... dunno if he'll like it though. *giggling* I'll post about his reaction and we can all bask in the glory that is Valentine's Day. *grinning*

::: posted by tinafish at 4:30 PM :::


I wanted to be the first to post for the, ...yea, so here it is:)

::: posted by Cliff at 3:39 AM :::

Sunday, February 09, 2003 :::


You can't say you have a headache too. Be honest - you couldn't handle me.

::: posted by tinafish at 12:37 PM :::


Exactly, Its never gonna happen
Sex with Tina, that just nasty!
Unless you're not me, then I've heard its "interesting" to say the least
lol, luv ya sweetie
*The afore mentioned statement of love and other such feelings was only meant in a brotherly way and in no way constitutes romantic feelings and others of the like*

::: posted by Anonymous at 12:34 PM :::


Well someone's gone and made the comment that since Joe and I will be living together we won't be able to avoid sleeping together. I beg to differ. See.... how would you feel about having sex with your brother or, depending on your sex, your sister? Pretty gross, huh. Well - that's exactly how it'd be if Joe and I started boinking. So there.

::: posted by tinafish at 12:24 PM :::


Stop Dancing in your underwear!!!

No one wants to see that...*shudders*

::: posted by Anonymous at 12:23 PM :::


*dancing around in underwear*

This town ain't big, this town ain't small.
It's a little of both they say.
Our ball club may be minor league but at least it's triple A.
We sit below the Marlboro man, above the right field wall.
We do the wave all by ourself.
Hang off, a blind man could've made that call.

We like beer flat as can be.
We like our dogs with mustard and relish.
We got a great pitcher what's his name.
Well we can't even spell it.
We don't worry about the planet much.
We just like to see the boys hit it deep.
There's nothing like the view from the cheap seats.

The game was close, we'll call it a win.
Go off to toast the boys again.
That local band is back in town.
They got a kinda minor league sound.
They're not that bad, they're not that good.
But all in all it's understood.
We wanna dance, they wanna play.
We wouldn't have it any other way.

Cheap seats

Now the majors called up oh what's his name.
And one more buildin' rises come.
And suddenly we're all grown up.
And this old town not quite so small.
But I'll always miss the middle size town.
In the middle of the middle-west.
With no name pitchers and local bands,
and mustard and relish and all the rest.

Cheap seats

::: posted by tinafish at 6:23 AM :::

Saturday, February 08, 2003 :::


Well, my best friend and I are looking at apartments. It's occurred to me that I need furniture.... I need a bed, some drawers, a table... loads of stuff. So I guess instead of wanting a computer now I'll be wanting assorted bits of furniture. Makes no sense, does it. And can you believe he wants the bigger bedroom?!?! It's like... woah woah woah. Hells no! I am soo a girl.
I slept all day. And I need to work on my case study, seeing as how it's due this week.

::: posted by tinafish at 11:58 PM :::


Topher! Had loads of fun last night...

::: posted by tinafish at 7:36 AM :::


i'm an alch-ee

::: posted by Anonymous at 7:35 AM :::

Friday, February 07, 2003 :::


Hm... I found this fortune (like from a fortune cookie) in my wallet. Says "Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think." Kinda deep, huh. Yeah, just seemed appropriate with what's been going on lately. Oh and here's something Florence Nightingale said, "Nursing is an art; and if it is to be made an art, It requires as exclusive devotion, as hard a preparation, As any painter's or sculptor's work; For what is the having to do with dead canvas or cold marble, Compared with having to do with the living body - The temple of God's Spirit? It is one of the true Fine Arts; I had almost said, The finest of Fine Arts." Makes me almost wanna be a nurse for the rest of my life.

::: posted by tinafish at 5:31 PM :::

Thursday, February 06, 2003 :::


Well just another day in the life of Tina. *sigh* Things have kinda gone to hell with someone who I thought was a friend. *shrug* Judging from some of the things he's said, I was way wrong about him anyway.
On a lighter note I may be getting written up again. Apparently my MedSurg teacher thinks that just 'cause I sit in the back of the classroom and cut off my split ends that I'm not listening to her. She's threatening to write me up if I don't start taking notes. Seriously, though. What's up with that? I'm just not a note-taking student. *rolling eyes* If you email me your physical address I'll write you a letter and snail mail it to ya. *grinning*

::: posted by tinafish at 4:29 PM :::

Wednesday, February 05, 2003 :::


Hey Roger! I see you finally got your name right. *rolling eyes* What can I say? Of course I get bummed when no one has time for me. *sniff sniff*

::: posted by tinafish at 7:01 PM :::

Tuesday, February 04, 2003 :::


For some reason or another, I've gotten on this Goo Goo Dolls trip or something. I've been listening to them all day long. And I haven't heard them in forever. Strange, just had a feeling i needed to listen to them. Then I got the idea that I should try and learn to play a few of their songs. Of course, I quickly remembered why I gave up the last time. Any of you that play guitar and like the Goo Goo Dolls know that they come up with some of the craziest tunings and it's nearly impossible to figure 'em out by ear. I got Name down pretty good but thats it. Oh well, guess I'll never make a good cover band member.

::: posted by Anonymous at 10:40 PM :::


Isn't it funny how when a guy is free to do something and a chic is busy, its supposed to be ok. But then when the chic has some free time and the guy has made plans, such as work, the chic gets all upset. Just a funny little thing I've noticed. Anyone else know what I'm talkin about?

I almost got run over comin home from Littlefield today. Some little high school kid pulled out in front of me at an intersection here in town. So, out of my anger, I floored it and flew around him, hit the brakes in front of him and he had to swerve to miss me. So, this pissed him off and he decided he needed to show me just how shitty his car was by floorin it and trying to race me. Hah, wasted the poor little kid. I could see him pounding his steering wheel and his buddy laughing at him in my rearview. It was soooo much fun. :-P

::: posted by Anonymous at 4:45 PM :::


Hey now... I didn't collect a single specimen yesterday. And I'm just gonna leave out what I did do. *sigh* It's really not that great. *asking for more valium* Oh I had a flat tire yesterday when I got out of clinicals. I called almost every guy I know in Lubbock, and a surprising amount of the ones who answered don't have a cross wrench. *sigh* I ended up just hitchhiking home and going to bed. My dad had it fixed for me... but this whole ordeal has made me realize there are some serious issues with my truck. I need a place to put a cross wrench and a spare tire.
Um... about that video... Yeah... supposedly he's gonna post it on his site. *shrug* I dunno.
OK... back to doing my research... *yawn*

::: posted by tinafish at 4:51 AM :::

Monday, February 03, 2003 :::


*hands Tina Valium, knowing no one needs more than she does*...All this from a girl who found her cell fone on the front porch??? shell be finding her truck keys in the refrigerator next.. So how much is the Tina Does Bondage vid? after shipping and handling of course. you know Tina, perhaps you should use duct tape on your back pack? well anyway, have a good day at school collecting all those fecal specimens..LOL! sorry, thats really not funny...LOLOLOLOLOLOL


::: posted by Cliff at 6:08 AM :::


Well it's ~ 0430 and I do not wanna be here. I'm incredibly sleepy tonight. *yawn* I'm also crazy hungry, the pain in my shoulder is back, and my sister's peeved 'cause I didn't bring her dinner some 11 hours ago. I'm also sad 'cause it's a really pretty night out and I'm stuck in this building with no windows. *sigh* I sure am tired, though. I know I know I know. I ought to sleep more and I ought to get more rest. *shrug* There's just not enough time in the day, ya know? On the bright side, I did have a surprisingly refreshing nap this afternoon, right before I went home and slept for an awesome 2 hours. *rolling eyes* Bringing the grand total to a remarkable 4 hours in the last 28. Oh wait! I forgot to count the few minutes here that I dosed off for. *whispering* So that makes it what? *thinking* An awesome 4 hours and 3 minutes. grr. Somebody get me some valium. *waiting*

::: posted by tinafish at 4:46 AM :::

Sunday, February 02, 2003 :::


Oh hey! Guess what I did today! *excited* That d00d with low pain tolerance... well, apparently he's into bondage. *blushing* He forced me to tie him up with duct tape and then made me video tape him trying to "escape" after I had "seduced" him. *rolling eyes* I dunno guys... seems the more time I spend in Lubbock the weirder things get. I guess being in the middle of the Bible Belt doesn't mean too much.
Yeah... since there was no popsicle involved we all know that there was no seduction involved. *giggling* In case you don't really know me that bit right above this is not exactly true. He's not even Christian.

::: posted by tinafish at 4:31 PM :::


Speaking of people with low pain tolerances, anyone have any ideas as to how I can get rid of a chronic headache? It's for a friend of mine who just isn't any fun since he's always sour 'cause of that headache...
I've recently been given another Bible. Apparently I'm to use it to pray for a boyfriend. *sigh* I thought that was kinda harsh.
I've been trying to watch Pulp Fiction for aaaaages now, and Rambo too. I dunno, though. With all that's always coming up seems like it's just not meant to be.

::: posted by tinafish at 12:45 AM :::

Saturday, February 01, 2003 :::


I don't believe you used superglue.
Oh, you wanna know something I think is cool about band aids? If you take a bandaid and go into a dark room, when you open the band aid it'll glow. Apparently the glue they use in the band aid packages is sensitive to oxygen. When it comes in contact with air it'll go through a chemical change and light up for a fraction of a second. Don't blink or you'll miss it!
Wanna play Trivial Pursuit?

::: posted by tinafish at 12:42 AM :::


man, i think i'm a hemopheliac. today at work i scratched the back of my hand on a highchair. the cut was so small you could hardly see it. but i bled profusely for like an hour. it sucked. and we were outta band-aids in the first aid kit, so I had to super glue it shut, TWICE! the first time it just swelled up with blood till it burst!

::: posted by Anonymous at 12:34 AM :::