Monday, March 17, 2003 :::

 

Cooties cannot be transmitted by holding hands, hugging or using the same bathroom that someone with cooties used. It cannot be transmitted by looking at, talking to or having strong feelings for someone with Cooties. You cannot spot a Cooties victim by looking at them. Cooties does not discriminate. Cooties is transmitted only one way...kissing girls. If you suspect that you or someone you love has Cooties, call the Cooties Emergency Help Line at 1-800-EWW-GROSS. Education is the only way to fight the spread of cooties. Fight ingorance. Fight Cooties.

This message brought to you by the National Alliance Against Cooties.

::: posted by Anonymous at 12:01 PM :::