Sunday, May 11, 2003 :::

 

Ouch. I just took this survey that said it would guess my gender. It was wrong. And this is what it told me.

You know, for every question, we track very carefully what each gender answers. This allows us to guess with the utmost accuracy what you are. And in the rare case where we guess incorrectly (like now), we have the opportunity to learn from nature's mistake. You.
People like you, who walk the scary line between man and woman, are *very* helpful in understanding exactly what it means to be human. Thanks, and good luck.


Here are some random stats from that site.
-- So Far, The Gender Test Has Learned --

Men prefer falling over drowning to death.

Women really hate the word "moist".

Women are more likely to realize that clams
are alive (89%) than men (only 86%).

Did you know that men are more likely to call this test retarded than women?

Women are more likely to choose being lonely (over bleeding to death) than men.

Men prefer white bedrooms. Women prefer blue bedrooms.

::: posted by tinafish at 2:52 AM :::