Wednesday, April 21, 2004 :::

dammit!
 

So I was hungry, right?
So I get out the bottle of pickles.
I open the dishwasher but there are no forks. Since I don't feel like walking the extra 2 feet to get a fork, I grab a knife out of the dishwasher.
I stab the pickle and pull it out of the bottle.
I put the pickle in my mouth... and as I pull the knife out of it... it cuts the side of my mouth.
And I'm eating a pickle.
And it HURTS!!!
::: posted by tinafish at 4:43 PM :::