Wednesday, August 18, 2004 :::
so here goes:
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
(it was dead)
Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?
(it was attached to the monkey)
Why did the tree fall?
(it thought it was a game)
I laughed for ~ 5 mins straight whenever I said that. 'Cause like... gawd I was such a flake.
That used to be my favorite joke.
*shaking head*
::: posted by tinafish at 2:15 AM :::