Tuesday, March 22, 2005 :::

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so I just found out one of my nephews is in the hospital.
half dead, apparently.
it's weird. For the first time, I'm able to see my brother as a father.
it's changing my perception of him... I'm gonna hafta chew on this for a while.

lus and I ~finally~ went to his gym last night.
he like... didn't believe me when I told him my arms were really hurting.
like... I dunno... guess he expected me to be making faces and such.
but my arms - like... here's the conv that was going on btwn me and my arms:
      me: 10 more reps.
      my arms: fuck you tina.
      me: 8 more reps.
      my arms: no really, fuck you tina.
      me: 6 more reps you lazy bastards
      my arms: fucking nazi!
      me: 4 more reps and then you can fall off, for all I care.
      my arms: that's it. we're on strike.
      me: 2 more reps is all I'm asking for.
      my arms: fuck you. we're leaving.
and they did. no really. atm I'm typing w/ my mind!

so anyway... after all the garbage my arms were giving me last night, they're not even sore today.
Actually I'm not sore at all.
lus is probably gonna kill me when/if he reads this, but it's true.
thing is, last night... we went to ihop after the gym, and I couldn't hardly lift my glass of orange juice.
speaking of ihop... I had... a few eggs when we were there.
ok so I had 10.
but like... I ordered them over medium, right? but like... they cooked them all at once... so they brought me out a huge glob of eggs that looked like the beginning of an egg mcmuffin, paul bunyan's size. thing is, the eggs around the outside were cooked over medium, but the ones at the center were like... mostly raw.
yuck.

moral of the story: if ordering 10 eggs at ihop, ask that they cook 3 or 4 at a time.

::: posted by tinafish at 4:37 PM :::