Friday, September 29, 2006 :::

two bowls & a massage
 

budd & I went to the ph for dinner last night... had invited lus, but he didn't show.
mmmm chicken fried steak is amazing.
then we walked over to irbyface's... wound up stalking him in the parking lot...
hung out there for a few then went back to the ph. well, irbyface & I did. budd went home.
so we sat at the bar & watched hayden get trashed.

and some guy came up and was talking to irbyface... the conv went something like this:
[drunk smashed into irbyface's chair, then makes some comment about my dark hair & light (according to him) skin. spends a few mins trying to think of the word 'contrast' before irbyface supplies him with it]
[pause]
drunk: "I was married to a mexican woman"
irbyface & I nod.
drunk: "we're divorced now"
irbyface & I feign concern.
drunk: "and we should be"
irbyface & I tilt our heads.
drunk: "I'm hideouse"
irbyface & I laugh.
drunk: "no I'm not"
irbyface & I laugh.
drunk: "no, I am hideous"
irbyface & I laugh.
drunk: "no I'm not"
irbyface & I laugh.
drunk: "no, I am hideous"
and repeat this for about 5 mins before he stumbles off.
oh good times.

::: posted by tinafish at 12:52 PM :::